Yoga Is As Yoga Does

Well, I can see that you
And yoga will never do

Yoga is as yoga does
There’s no in-between
You’re either with it on the ball
Or you’ve blown the scene

I can see lookin’ at you
You just can’t get settled
How can I even move
Twisted like a pretzel ?

(Yoga is as yoga does
There’s no in-between
You’re either with it all the way)
Or you’ve blown the scene
(Or you’ve blown the scene)

C’mon, c’mon, untwist my legs
Pull my arms a lot
How did I get so tied up
In this yoga knot ?

You tell me just how I
Can take this yoga serious
When all it ever gives to me
Is a pain in my posteriors

(Yoga is as yoga does
There’s no in-between
You’re either with it all the way)
Or you’ve blown the scene
(Or you’ve blown the scene)

Stand upside down on your head
Feet against the wall
A simple yoga exercise
Done by one and all

Now cross your eyes
And hold your breath
Look just like a clown
Yoga’s sure to catch you
If you come falling down

(Yoga is as yoga does
There’s no in-between
Your either with it all the way)
Or you’ve blown the scene
(Or you’ve blown the scene)

(Yoga is as yoga does
There’s no in-between
Your either with it all the way)
Or you’ve blown the scene
(Or you’ve blown the scene).